HEHEHEHEHEHEHE....

Laura Bush bought her husband a parrot for his birthday,

and told Dick Cheney, " The bird is so smart !

George has already taught him to mispronounce over 200 words ! "

" That's impressive, all right," Cheney said.

" But you realize that he just " says " the words, right ?

He doesn't understand what they mean."

" That's okay," she replied. " Neither does the parrot."